A new force has emerged from the frothy depths of Bondi Beach. Part salt, part sunscreen, all degen. The locals say if you swallow enough seawater, you start seeing green candles. Scientists remain baffled. Lifeguards remain unbothered. The brine remembers everything — every wipeout, every sunburn, every ill-advised backflip off the rocks. Now it has a ticker.
🏄 Buy $BRINE* Data generated by advanced oceanographic brine sensors. Not financial advice. Not surf advice either.
Market analysts at Goldman Sachs Beach Division™ have released a 47-page report confirming what we all suspected: the ocean is bullish. "The thing about brine," said lead analyst Chad Wavelength, "is that it literally cannot go to zero. There's always more ocean."
When pressed about the bear case, Wavelength simply gestured at the Pacific and walked into the surf.
Smash the button. Fill the ocean. Unleash the brine.
A Bondi local known only as "Salty Steve" claims he achieved financial enlightenment after spending 14 hours floating face-up in the shallows. "The salt whispered the contract address to me," Steve told reporters, before being gently escorted away by surf lifesavers. He was later seen successfully executing a 3x leveraged long on $BRINE.
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